Only In My House

I posted a pic of me and the hunk of burnin' love. I'll probably edit it tomorrow. Notice how I've got those eyes that say, "I'm not going to blink I'm not going to blink." Don't you think my eyeballs look like that Jennifer Willbanks runaway-bride?



We seem like such a normal family. We live in a middle-class, culdesac neighborhood. We seem like the average, unassuming family. (dramatic turn) But NO! Inside those doors mysterious and unexplainable events take place each day. Take for example...

Our new cat George has taken to NURSING on our gold retriever. Does this happen in your house? I didn't think so! What is up with this family?


My daughters hamster has POTTY TRAINED HIMSELF! Whaddup wit dat?

I have pictures of both of these things and I can't get them to upload through "my pictures". Anyone know what the deal is?