Stylin' Butt's!

Okay, I've had two red bull's this morning. Not b/c I envy Brittney Spear's lifestyle but because I have to do climb Laundry Moutain and I'm totally grossed out about it. Therefore I digress!

Okay, so my husband is having this mid-life crisis, right? And so he decided he wanted to start tanning. So he comes home looking like a tomato in August. His butt is severely burned and he is in pain. So I'm laughing at him and he's begging me to help. So I run in and get some aloe vera gel to cool off his hiney fire. A little while later he screams, "My butt is sticking to the sheets and it's on fire! What did you put on me??!!" He runs into the bathroom and grabs the greeen bottle and exclaims, "Are you trying to kill me? You just put hair gel on my butt!! It says on the label, 'For the expressive look! Mega hold styling gel'"!!! So now, not only does he have a rockin' tan, his butt is stylin' as well. Let's just hope it's not TOO expressive. lol!

THEN! Yesterday morning the Prevention for Blindness calls and me asks if I can set out a donation for them b/c their trucks will be in our area. I decide to donate this old dresser of my daughter's and set it outside in the driveway. I know the neighbors are thrilled when there is furniture in someones yard. ANYWAY, so I come home from getting the kids and there sits the dresser w/a note attached.

I swear to God this is true. And you should never swear to God, so you know this is the God's honest truth. lol The note says, "Cannot accept due to scratches and is in need of repair". PLEASE!!! It's too scratched for BLIND PEOPLE?!!!! I can't believe this!! Maybe I should tell them the scratches are little messages in braille. Then nerve!!